An Evening With Rob Rouse
Coming to Hilarity Bites in Malton on March 21st 2011:
Rob Rouse
I am in a state of torpor. Only 48 hours ago I was, 'down the business end', whilst my girlfriend squeezed out our second child, a beautiful baby girl. I'm typing this with one hand, desperately trying not to wake her, whilst Ronnie, our faithful mongrel, has emitted a gas with a smell akin to the concentrated odour of the unwashed penises of 1,000 madmen.
'The Wright Stuff' burbles on the telly in the background as they discuss whether or not the current crop of Christmas TV ads are 'missing the real point of Christmas'. For the first time in my life, I feel the urge to actually call in and scream "Of course they are! They're adverts, what do you expect, you bunch of dick-heads?!", but I don't, because it doesn't matter.
It's 11 o'clock and I'm still in my pyjamas. I'm happy and feel like the luckiest man alive, but can't help but wonder about the ridiculous world I've brought another child into. Some, all, or possibly none of the above will be discussed in my new show 'Life Sentences'. Who knows? It's November now and the show is in March! I look forward to seeing you there. Cheers. Rob.
As seen on 8 out of 10 Cats, Dave's One Night Stand, Live at the Comedy store.
"Missing This show means missing something wonderful" - ★★★★★ - Edinburgh Evening News
"Just go see it" - ★★★★ - The Sunday Times
"Brilliant uplifting fun" - ★★★★ - Chortle
"Laugh out loud funny" - - The Scotsman
To buy tickets for this, or any of the shows coming up at Hilarity Bites, click here to visit the Hilarity Bites Box Office.
Alternatively, you can contact the Milton Rooms directly, either in person or by phoning the box office on 01653 600 048. The box office is open from 9:30am until 5pm, Monday - Saturday, and is closed on Sunday.
Tickets for this show are £7 each, with doors opening at 7:30pm and the show starting at 8pm.
| Month | Date | Book | Venue | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| March | 1st |  | Thornaby Pat's Club | Michael Redmond, Ian Smith & MC Ray Bradshaw | more details |
| March | 2nd | | Darlington Arts Centre | Pappy's, Eric Lampaert & MC Ian Smith | more details |
| March | 14th | | Darlington Arts Centre | Hilarity Bitesize | more details |
| March | 16th | Bishop Auckland Town Hall | Ray Peacock, Silky & MC Tony Jameson | more details | |
| April | 5th | | Thornaby Pat's Club | Jonathan Mayor, Danny Deegan & MC Tony Jameson | more details |
| May | 3rd | | Thornaby Pat's Club | Carl Donnelly, Mike Milligan & MC Andrew Ryan | more details |
| May | 11th | | Darlington Arts Centre | Andrew Maxwell: The Lights Are On | more details |
| May | 20th | | Darlington Inside Out | Alex Horne: Seven Years In The Bathroom | more details |
| June | 7th | | Thornaby Pat's Club | Seymour Mace, Michael J Dolan & MC Ray Bradshaw | more details |
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